Dream a random little dream

I had the funniest dream last night that I just can't resist sharing:

I was looking into buying a pair of trainers (I've been getting quite a lot of exercise lately and I just had to throw my 12-year old Nikes away after they fell apart when I washed them at 40°) and my Mama was showing me a pair kind of like this on Skype:

Then all of a sudden she was showing me a lamp and saying "it's got yellow on it too, so it might be more useful than trainers!". 

Yeah, right...

Needless to say I wasn't convinced. But my Mama kept on insisting and I didn't really know what to say...awkward!

Also, that lamp was ugly. So ugly that I looked all over the interwebs and couldn't find anything like it. Try to picture something like this:

But with a smaller shade, and covered in fabric kind of like this with green swirls added in the mix: 

Mind you, this IS the sort of random thing my Mama would do. Maybe it wasn't a dream after all. Or maybe it was, and my subconscious is telling me it's time to buy an ugly yellow lamp. Or that it's time for a Pinterest detox...

Now I regret getting rid of that dictionary of dreams that I bought when I was a sentimental little teenager. Not that it was of much use. I've only ever had one dream about loosing my teeth and at the time I found out that it can mean about a million different things.

So what could this dream mean? Any ideas?